Soldier Pursues His Final Dispenser

Plot Summary
After teleporting Soldier with his Hand Gun, Mushma Spy drives away in his camper van. Soldier is sent through an interdimensional portal and lands in the Desert, where he acquires a cowboy outfit. He walks to a nearby western saloon, believing he will find his dispenser there but, upon entering, is confronted by a demoman and a red spy who attempt to kill him. However, Soldier defeats them both thanks to a sudden distraction from a pootis bear. Soldier tries to get the attention of an engineer, but finds himself in a dreamlike sequence as the engineer turns into a monkey and starts screaming, colored lights fill the room, and more monkeys appear. Finally, the saloon disappears as reality comes apart and Soldier lies on the ground, seemingly dead or unconscious.