Soldier Finds His Final Dispenser

Plot Summary
One day, Soldier is standing alone, when he looks over and sees a demoman. He then says "THAT PROFESSOR IS A DEMOMAN" before growing angry and attempting to turn into a helicopter. Before he could finish, a pootis-bear appears, having smelled a soiled baby diaper. Deterred, Soldier quickly runs to his final dispenser, attempting to smoke crack to forget about what he just saw, but an engineer stops him and looks at him with grief. Soldier runs up and hugs engineer, trying to tell him what happened, but all he could say is "rep." Engineer attempts to ask what Soldier means by this, but Soldier turtles his head and shoots it into the ionosphere. Engineer is entertained as Soldier proceeds to dance in the sky with a broken dispenser glitching behind him. Soldier finishes his dance, then retracts his head while saying, "Ded! Amen. Now let's scream AAAAAA," as the dispenser lands on him.