Soldier Follows His Final Dispenser

Plot Summary
Black Spy urges Soldier to proceed to where his dispenser is when they are suddenly interrupted by a fierce barrel rain, causing them to become separated as they get away. Soldier looks around a corner to find his dispenser being pulled away by an unseen force, but before he can give chase, his path is blocked by a wooden heavy cutout. The sight of the cutout reminds him of heavy, and he embraces it, believing he had found heavy at last. However, the cutout assimilates him and leaves Soldier trapped in the body of the cutout, unable to do anything but express his discontent. Meanwhile, a RED Pyro is playing with a printer in another room, but is suddenly caught in an explosion which revives Soldier. After getting rid of the printer, Soldier notices a Pocket Purrer on the ground near him, which immediately wheezes violently and dies. Dismayed, Soldier begins to pay his respects to it when a camper van containing Mushma Spy pulls up. Soldier screams in surprise as he notices Mushma Spy is holding the dispenser, then becomes angry and prepares to fight. Mushma Spy is undeterred and responds by shooting Soldier with a Hand Gun hidden inside the dispenser. As Soldier is teleported, Mushma Spy laughs in victory.